Gay Funeral Reading
You just popped out to say goodbye
You didn’t bumble back
Today we’re sniffing in the rain
All dressed in blue and black
You said your life was lovely
You said you’d stay right here
Before you’d gone
You felt all wrong
Not straight, but pink and queer
The life and soul of the party
We’ll miss your silly ways
But it’s not the time
To read a bum rhyme
To cheer-up some snivelling gays
And as for styles in blue and black
They’re not exactly cheeky
Some friends look strange,
Others deranged
And others downright geeky
You might as well stay up there
It’s not as if we mind
You’ll share camp jokes
With holy folks
While we all stay behind